Although most don't understand most of my jokes- I think they are hilarious. Plus, it's such a great way to help people. Just tell jokes. It always lifts the spirit. Here are some of my favorites.
What do a Monkey and a Caterpillar have in common?
They're both monkies except for the caterpillar! ha
What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile?
Hey robin, get into the batmobile.
Two penguins are in a bathtub. The one in back says to the one in front, "Hey. Can you pass the shampoo?"
Are you growing tired of sweet potatoes? I know I yam.
Three cats walk into a bar. The third looks at the other two and says, "Meow."
A baby seal walks into a club.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice Belt.
How Long is a China Man.
Just some laughs to hopefully brighten your day. Hundreds more where that came from, these are just my favorites, lol. 7/365.
hahahahahahaha HOW LONG!!!!
ReplyDeleteumm i love these. thank you.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha you're awesome!
ReplyDeleteoh.... how long.... i get it now!!!!!!!! bahahahaha
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